let's give dennis rodman a great round of applause. [laughter] [applause] saw the of athletes, i president went golfing with tiger woods. he said, the president had an amazing touch. time tiger said that, he lost millions in endorsements and a hot, swedish wife worried -- wife. we can't laugh at ourselves. that would be racist. [laughter] this might surprise you. i am looking forward to president obama's second term. it will be refreshing to hear him stop blaming all our country's problems on the last four years. [applause] that is enough with the jokes. i want to switch to a more serious line. might need at you short break from the speeches. [applause] i want to talk to you today about something i believe is critical. also the conservative movement. now is the time for some candid discussion. the first concept i wanted to talk about is this, america is not the federal government. america is not much about government at all. government is one of those things you have to have, but you don't want to much of it. kind of like your in-laws.